I need 100+ product descriptions

We are an online gift and gadget retailer in the middle of a big content push to get roughly 1000 product onto our website. We are about halfway through the project but need help with latter half if we want to hit our deadline.

I am looking for a copywriter to help with product descriptions, which include meta descriptions, bullet points, and the description itself (example attached). We are briefing these out in batches of 100 products at a time, and are ideally after a writer who can produce 100 in a week. Given the scope of the project, we would need at least 1 batch of 100 completed, though this could likely be 2 or 3 batches depending on the speed of completion.

We are a gifting site that offers fun and unusual gifts, so the tone of voice is lighthearted and a bit tongue-in-cheek. If that suits your style, please give us a shout!